She says she can wait to see my drown,
She says lots of things that she didn't mean,
She says all the shit that brings me down,
She said lots of things she didn't mean.

But I suppose she's right,
That's what I tell myself...
And somehow its justified,
Cause I know I can't leave her, cause I'll miss her beaver,
Resorting to what I do best...
Jerking off!

She says she don't know what she sees in me,
She said lots of shit that just upset me,
She said that I'm stupid and ugly,
But she's got... nothing on my right hand!

But I suppose she's right,
That's what I tell myself...
And somehow its justified,
Cause I know I can't leave her, cause I'll miss her beaver,
Resorting to what I do best...
Jerking off!

No one does it better than you do...
When you do it to yourself.

But I suppose she's right,
That's what I tell myself...
And somehow its justified,
Cause I know I can't leave her, cause I'll miss her beaver,
Resorting to what I do best...
Jerking off!

But I suppose she's right,
That's what I tell myself...
And somehow its justified,
Cause I know I can't leave her, cause I'll miss her beaver,
Resorting to what I do best...
Jerking off!